Everybody knows that I am not the world'd biggest Robert Pattinson fan. But when Guy Pearce makes a movie, you go and see it. As usual (it's quickly becoming my M.O.), I didn't know anything about this movie except for the tidbits that I could glean from the teaser poster. So it's set in a desert, and Guy Pearce looks angry at Robert Pattinson who looks sleepy. Looks interesting enough. Here's my round-up of David Michod (Animal Kingdom)'s The Rover. Please note that there may be spoilers. Read at your own risk. THE STORY: The story opens up somewhere in…