I’ve been hearing a lot of things about this supposed “ground-breaking” comedy roast from a few friends but it wasn’t until last weekend did I get my hands on a copy (thanks J!). To say that I was intrigued is an understatement; possibly the world’s biggest douche willingly offered himself up for a no holds barred evening of brutal mockery as a “gift for his twenty-first birthday”. Here are my thoughts: Roast Master Kevin Hart is tiny. Like really tiny. They made more fun of Shaquille O’ Neal than Justin Bieber. Pete Davidson’s bit was the most painful to watch. …