First time to blog using my phone, but hey: new year, new things amirite? Also, South Africa!!!! Currently: READING: The menu of the Ribs and Burger restaurant in my hotel.  More seriously though, I've started reading what I hope to be is the real copy of Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury.  Man, this is what happens when I watch too much American Late Night Talk Shows.  This is on you, Colbert! WRITING: This update.  Typing on the phone is easier than I remember!  Although that may just be because I'm using a machine that has an 8GB RAM...Later though, I plan…