First time to blog using my phone, but hey: new year, new things amirite? Also, South Africa!!!! Currently: READING: The menu of the Ribs and Burger restaurant in my hotel. More seriously though, I've started reading what I hope to be is the real copy of Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury. Man, this is what happens when I watch too much American Late Night Talk Shows. This is on you, Colbert! WRITING: This update. Typing on the phone is easier than I remember! Although that may just be because I'm using a machine that has an 8GB RAM...Later though, I plan…